Re-Definition

These are some offbeat, humorous definitions of words, which at the same time, are also more honest than their dictionary definitions.

Lecture. An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students, without passing through the minds of either.

College: An academic park to sit with a laptop in different places.

Classic. Books, which people praise, but don’t read.

Smile. A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Committee. Individuals, who can do nothing individually, and sit to decide that nothing can be done together either.

Experience. The name people give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb. An invention to end all inventions.

Innocence. Confidence without ego.

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