Sugar, You Got Me Lifted.

Beavis (right) and Butt-head (left).
Beavis (right) and Butt-head (left).

We won’t be seeing shows like “Beavis and Butt-head” anytime soon, shows that glorified candy.

One of its two heroes, Beavis, a skinny, dim-witted, teenage boy, would become “The Great Cornholio,” when he’d gorge on sugary snacks.

Because he found the breakfast burritos his mother made him, yucky, he made one his own, with a Snickers bar, a Twinkie, some jelly beans, sprinkles, jam, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, and Fruity Pebbles, all wrapped up in Fruit Roll-Ups.

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